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09-29-2006 04:50 PM
Since this will be my first ever blog entry, I figured I'd go ahead and tell you who I am. I'm that guy at the bar who looks like he wants to kill you. I don't want to kill you, however.
I'm not a "serious" person. I use my wit and intelligence as a shield against all the stupidity in the world. I'm all about laughing at myself. If I trip and fall down the stairs and YOU don't laugh, I will think less of you as a human being. I mean, let's face it. Falling down is funny.
I work in a manufacturing facility where dry and liquid laundry detergent is made and distributed. If you've ever washed clothes, you've used some of our product. I don't actually take physical part in the process, but I do keep all the computers running and secure. A lesser man might see that as a daunting task, but I refuse to take it seriously.
I rub elbows with some pretty important people. You know the type. The kind of guy who walks up to you wearing a suit with 40 different communications devices attached to his person and tells you his name and who he is before saying "hi." I tend to make fun of these people in such a way as not to let them in on the joke. Maybe that's why i'm not in management.
I watch football religiously. I get into the mechanics of the game and I love watching the athletes perform. The physics involved when a 200 pound running back plows through five 300 pound D-linemen intrigues me.
I'm getting married in two weeks to the best woman God put on the planet. I mean, she could be canonized for loving me.
Anyway, I guess I'm pretty shallow because that's all I can come up with for now. Stay tuned for more equally interesting stories/
Since this will be my first ever blog entry, I figured I'd go ahead and tell you who I am. I'm that guy at the bar who looks like he wants to kill you. I don't want to kill you, however.
I'm not a "serious" person. I use my wit and intelligence as a shield against all the stupidity in the world. I'm all about laughing at myself. If I trip and fall down the stairs and YOU don't laugh, I will think less of you as a human being. I mean, let's face it. Falling down is funny.
I work in a manufacturing facility where dry and liquid laundry detergent is made and distributed. If you've ever washed clothes, you've used some of our product. I don't actually take physical part in the process, but I do keep all the computers running and secure. A lesser man might see that as a daunting task, but I refuse to take it seriously.
I rub elbows with some pretty important people. You know the type. The kind of guy who walks up to you wearing a suit with 40 different communications devices attached to his person and tells you his name and who he is before saying "hi." I tend to make fun of these people in such a way as not to let them in on the joke. Maybe that's why i'm not in management.
I watch football religiously. I get into the mechanics of the game and I love watching the athletes perform. The physics involved when a 200 pound running back plows through five 300 pound D-linemen intrigues me.
I'm getting married in two weeks to the best woman God put on the planet. I mean, she could be canonized for loving me.
Anyway, I guess I'm pretty shallow because that's all I can come up with for now. Stay tuned for more equally interesting stories/
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